'Without Me, It's Just Aweso' T-Shirt for Women

We both know that you are the life of the party -- but does the rest of the party know this? Do they know that last week you drank an entire bottle of Cuervo, walked over to the TV to start humping it, passed out in mid-stride, and crashed your head into the screen and had to go to the hospital after losing almost a pint of blood?

'Missouri Loves Company' T-Shirt for Women

Damn this shirt looks fuckin' good. Doesn't it? Sometimes we take for granted how well our states really are united. Sure, Ohio State and Michigan are football rivals and the New York Yankess are hated by, well, the other 49 states in the Union. But, overall, we get along pretty well as neighbors. And that's why I like this shirt- everybody wins.

'Speaker City' T-Shirt for Women

We definitely don't need a description for this. If you get it, you'll buy it. If you don't, you won't.

'Jersey Girls Aint Trash (trash gets picked up)' T-Shirt for Women

To any Jersey girls out there, no need reading that parenthetical aside... those are for losers from New York and Connecticut to worry about.

'Big Mistake' T-Shirt for Women

After graduating college, my best friend James decided to marry Samantha, his high school sweetheart and girlfriend of six years. I really don't know where this story goes after that because I literally haven't heard from him since.

'What Wouldn't Jesus Do?' T-Shirt for Women

The New Testament encourages answering questions with other questions as a means of facilitating conversations. So what better way to fully understand what Jesus would do, than by inquiring what he wouldn't do?

'Sex: Do It For The Kids' T-Shirt for Women

Listen up, America. There needs to be a lot more doin' it. A lot more love making. A lot more of the old no-pants-dance. Sure it's really easy to get pregnant, but it's also really easy to not get pregnant. So wear those condoms, swallow those birth control pills, and keep on porkin'. For the kids.

'Racquetball' T-Shirt for Women

Because Squash is for losers.

'More Cowbell' T-Shirt for Women

Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell.

'New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico' T-Shirt for Women

Spring Break 2002: Cancun. You remember it as if it were just a couple of years ago. Now it's time you get your revenge on Montezuma by wearing this shirt...

'Mexican Basketball Association: Juan on Juan' T-Shirt for Women

Does Mexico have an official basketball league? And if they did, would the players wear sombreros as they dribbled down the court? My guess as to the answer of those questions would have to be "Huh?"

'South Korea's Got Seoul' T-Shirt for Women

I'll be the first to admit there were some pretty awful shirt ideas tossed out the night we thought of this gem. I mean, terrible stuff. Like "North Dakota likes it on top," "Gettin' Lucky in Montana" or other stuff that wouldn't even make it on a koozie sold in a truck stop gift shop.

'Hungry Hungry Hippo' T-Shirt for Women

When we were tossing around how this obviously brilliant shirt idea would manifest itself on a piece of fabric, Jake suggested that the hippo should be leaning over a toilet vomiting white marble balls. I'm glad we didn't go with that.

'Boring (NASCAR)' T-Shirt for Women

Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Ever seen one on TV? This shirt goes out to everyone who has unwillingly watched cars go around in a circle for over two hours straight.

'I Gave My Word To Stop At Third' T-Shirt for Women

I didn't see a vagina up-close until I was 18. Today, at 22, I've seen at least seven of them. My name is Jakob Lodwick, and I sell T-shirts.

'Florida: Stay a While' T-Shirt for Women

Perfect for your trip to Boca.

'Santa is Coming!' T-Shirt for Women

You better watch out, you better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is coming (to town!). See, you're the pervert- not us.

'Second Amendment' T-Shirt for Women

Amendment I The right to free speech. Amendment II The right to bear arms. Amendment III The right to buy t-shirts that your 10th grade social studies teacher would find hilarious.

'You're Handsome' T-Shirt for Women

Absolutely brilliant. People will look at you and be like "Wha... wha... Wow." Then you'll look at yourself in a mirror and think to yourself that you're not only handsome, but awesome as well.

'You Have Died of Dysentery' T-Shirt for Women

You bought 1350 lbs of this shirt but you can only carry 200 back to the wagon.

'Greece' T-Shirt for Women

Here's the funny thing. Even though we put this description on here explaining that we know that's not the flag for Greece and that's the joke, we'll still get about two or three emails a week telling us that we're idiots for mixing up countries.

'Camping Is Intents' T-Shirt for Women

Get it? Intense? In ... tents? Camping can also be done in cabins but that's not as punny.

'Robert E. Lee: Most Likely to Secede' T-Shirt for Women

Another piece of trivia for you history buffs: Robert also won other yearbook superlatives including most spirited, most facial hair, and shortest middle name.

'Visit Cuba! (Some Restrictions Apply)' T-Shirt for Women

Among the fine print restrictions: "you may or may not be able to return home."

'Pedro Lacks Political Experience' T-Shirt for Women

This is Summer Wheatly and I approve this t-shirt.

'Beethoven's Fifth' T-Shirt for Women

Ludwig van Beethoven died in 1827 of liver disease. True.